I fold an Eggo, pour syrup in the middle and eat it taco style in three bites at the kitchen sink.
I slurp, cat style, the entire cup of Kozy Shack pudding just with my tongue.
Using a few long pretzel logs I devour a bowl of ice cream.
I peel the entire banana before I eat it, any other way looks crude.
I eat Mallomars whole and suck Whopper Malted milk balls in my mouth until they dissolve.
I chew licorice free hand while I'm driving.
When I get to the end of the Custard Ice Cream cone after I've made sure each little square is filled with ice cream... I shove it into my mouth in its entirety.
Why?
Because I enjoy the challenge.
2 comments:
i love this
I read this last week, but I have a thing about leaving comments when I've been drinking. All I can say is that in another life or dimension, I hope our worlds collide, because I'll be all over you!~
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